Sunday

Lessons in Allergies and Bodily Secretions


Just this evening, I was treated to a couple of really interesting lessons on the workings of the human body.

Lesson ONE:

#2: Uh, Mom. . .I'm sorry to say it, but I don't think I can eat anymore cruching things.

Me: What?

#2: Yeah, you see, I ate a crunchy poptart for breakfast. Then, I had a grilled cheese--which is crunching, too. And I also had a gorilla bar (sic, granola bar) and that was crunching. And now I have to eat this tortilla and its crunching. And now. . .well, I'm sorry about this, but I am allergic to crunching things.

Lesson TWO:

#3: Mommy, I got boogers.

Me: I know. Let me get 'em for you. . .Okay, blow.

#3: I got big boogers.

Me: Yes, you do! Where do you think you got such big boogers?

#3: From my big tummy.

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