Me: (excited that this encounter did not actually end in a totally disastrous meltdown) Did you get to talk to Santa Claus?
#3: (nonchalantly, as if he hasn't screamed bloody murder every single time he has ever before been placed upon that red velvet knee) Oh, yeah.
Me: (my heart immediately effervescing thoughts of all the sweet things my precious baby could tell Santa Claus. . .that he likes to play with balls. . .that he will share with his brothers. . .that he's been a good boy. . .) What did you tell him, doodlebug?
#3: I say to Santa, you give me my candy.
Wow. . .I wouldn't be in the least bit surprised if that one got some coal in his little stocking (okay, yes I would). ;-)
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