To the moon. . .

Have you ever been mooned by a real life friendly neighborhood garden gnome? I have!

Okay. . .It's a mushroom. . .that I found . . .in a prepackaged container of mushrooms. . .which I immediately took outside. . .for which I, then, carefully searched for a perfect spot in the grass . . .and ran back inside. . .to get my camera. . .to take a picture of it. . .so that I could show it to my children. . .and tell them that I was mooned by a gnome.

Shameful.